"And you know, Kristi, something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it. They were under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon the third, or whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, we will serve you if you will get us free from the French. True story. And so, the devil said, okay it's a deal.
And they kicked the French out. You know, the Haitians revolted and got themselves free. But ever since they have been cursed by one thing after the other."
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I love how he pauses ever so briefly to affirm the veracity of the tale.
This line of thinking is brilliant. It's infallible. I can't argue with it, can't disprove it, it must be true.
I'm so fucking on board Pat!
Other Pat'isms that explain disaster (as reported by CBS). It's a little hard to navigate, a list would have been better.
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