I'm not knockin' this but...

I'd love a real explanation as to why cartoon pr0n works.

And why does Lois make good subject matter? Mrs. Incredible is aight too.

I must just be a milf lover.

Haitians to blame for earthquake

In a stunning revalation of historical fact, Pat Robertson declared that:

"And you know, Kristi, something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it. They were under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon the third, or whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, we will serve you if you will get us free from the French. True story. And so, the devil said, okay it's a deal.

And they kicked the French out. You know, the Haitians revolted and got themselves free. But ever since they have been cursed by one thing after the other."

watch the video

I love how he pauses ever so briefly to affirm the veracity of the tale.

This line of thinking is brilliant. It's infallible. I can't argue with it, can't disprove it, it must be true.

I'm so fucking on board Pat!

Other Pat'isms that explain disaster (as reported by CBS). It's a little hard to navigate, a list would have been better.

I dreamt I had 2 peni

One (the top one) was longer and thinner. Both were larger than my actual member. It's is very small, like a baby's.

The interwebs are remarkable short of explanations:

- If dreamt had two penises or more means he will have a child and a good fame too.

- It could mean 3 things
1) You are unhappy about your sex life and you wish you have double the sex drive.
Or
2) You have 2 gf and you have problem satisfying both of them.
Or
3) You forgotten to put on glasses in your dream and mistaken the 2 leftover hotdogs as your penis.

I don't wear glasses, but clearly the last one is correct.

omg! it's real!

I had heard this was just some trumped up rumor, but CNN says it's real (imdb.com too!):

'Clash of the Titans,' (Louis Leterrier)

Starring: San Worthington, Liam Neeson, Gemma Arterton and Ralph Fiennes

The Scoop: Almost 20 years after the first fantasy film, Perseus, mortal son of Greek god Zeus, is back to take on Medusa and the Kraken to stop their evil from spreading to earth and the heavens.

Genre: Action/Epic

Liam Neeson as Zeus! Could be a career ender, but fuck it, he says it!

RELEASE THE KRAKEN BITCHES!!! there's a trailer GET SOME!

Lest ye forget the splendor:

Maybe mid-month is best...yeah...

Miss January: Penny Flame

Now a Reality TV star?

I don't know if that means she's done with pr0n or what.

She's still a jizz mop.

...i stare at this picture....a lot.

roflfuckingcopter

Do a google image search on "jizzmop" (safe search off... of course)

Here: Lazy Fuckers