Let's celebrate all the different and great changes in America in the last hundred days.
1.) The war is over!!!! Oh wait...nope...
2.) Bipartisanship in our legislature!!! Weeeell not just yet I guess....
3.) Our financial crisis is over!!!! Ok....wtf????
uhhhh......
hmmmm.....
er.....
God, I'm so glad to be a part of it. I think I'll run out and buy one of those Obama '08 stickers that you all have been sticking on your cars SINCE he got elected. You ain't fooling anyone you pose ass faggots.
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Friday, April 17, 2009
You tell me...
I don't know if this is normal, jeuvenille or just psycho, but I responded to some email spam today. I guess it makes me happy to threaten people with physical violence. I dunno, is that wrong?
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OMG! Fuckin' A. I love Richard Dawson! Survey says!!!! Wait, isn't that fucker dead??? You know what...I think you're a scam artist. I'm coming to England to fucking stab your eyeballs out, put your babies in a crockpot and fuck your wife with a bazooka. Karpouzian??? What is that? Muslim? You a fucking bomb thrower bitch???? Maybe I'll fuck your wife with a pig's dick. Enshala mother fucker. I'm gonna carve my initials in you!
> From: karpouzi@usna.edu
> Subject: Ref: LSUK/2031/8161/05
> Date: Fri, 17 Apr 2009 10:11:23 -0400
>
> Ref: LSUK/2031/8161/05
> Batch: 074/05/ZY369
> Ticket number: 56475600545 188
> Amount Won: £750,000.00 Pounds Sterling.
>
> You have won £750,000.00 British Pounds and consolation prize of Sony Viao
> 4 Laptop, a company T-shirt and Face cap in the National Online Sweeps email
> raffle Ref: LSUK/2031/8161/04 and Ticket Number:56475600545299 in our
> online sweepstakes award program.
> For further inquiry please contact our Claim Department below with your
> Ticket/reference numbers.
> Contact: Mr. Richard Dawson
> Email: claimsunit@britishnatelot.com
> Tel: +447031947664 +447031949861
> Contact Him with your .
> Full Name,Winning email address,Full address,Gender,Age,Occupation,Telephone,Fax,Country.
>
> Congratulations Once More Again from all our staff.
> Gabriel Karpouzian.
> THE PROMOTION CO-ORDINATOR
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OMG! Fuckin' A. I love Richard Dawson! Survey says!!!! Wait, isn't that fucker dead??? You know what...I think you're a scam artist. I'm coming to England to fucking stab your eyeballs out, put your babies in a crockpot and fuck your wife with a bazooka. Karpouzian??? What is that? Muslim? You a fucking bomb thrower bitch???? Maybe I'll fuck your wife with a pig's dick. Enshala mother fucker. I'm gonna carve my initials in you!
> From: karpouzi@usna.edu
> Subject: Ref: LSUK/2031/8161/05
> Date: Fri, 17 Apr 2009 10:11:23 -0400
>
> Ref: LSUK/2031/8161/05
> Batch: 074/05/ZY369
> Ticket number: 56475600545 188
> Amount Won: £750,000.00 Pounds Sterling.
>
> You have won £750,000.00 British Pounds and consolation prize of Sony Viao
> 4 Laptop, a company T-shirt and Face cap in the National Online Sweeps email
> raffle Ref: LSUK/2031/8161/04 and Ticket Number:56475600545299 in our
> online sweepstakes award program.
> For further inquiry please contact our Claim Department below with your
> Ticket/reference numbers.
> Contact: Mr. Richard Dawson
> Email: claimsunit@britishnatelot.com
> Tel: +447031947664 +447031949861
> Contact Him with your .
> Full Name,Winning email address,Full address,Gender,Age,Occupation,Telephone,Fax,Country.
>
> Congratulations Once More Again from all our staff.
> Gabriel Karpouzian.
> THE PROMOTION CO-ORDINATOR
UPS white board cock smoker
http://www.adweek.com/aw/images/creativedb/UPS_conveyor_belt_edit_1.jpg
This fucking assclown has been ripped up one side and down the other on the internet already, for years even. I'm not gonna take any shots at him, except to say that he does look like half a butt puppet (I love that movie). Anyway, if you were UPS, wouldn't you have pulled this cum stain out of your adds forever ago? I mean fuck, get a gecko or something to draw arrows on your little gay board.
Buzz word, buzz word, buzz word, draw arrow, buzz word, draw arrow, buzz word, buzz word.
WTF? UPS, so simple a caveman could do it. UPS, we will sell no freight before it is time. UPS, cats ask for it by name. UPS on the outside, tasty on the inside. Can you feel the UPS!!!
HATE HATE HATE
This fucking assclown has been ripped up one side and down the other on the internet already, for years even. I'm not gonna take any shots at him, except to say that he does look like half a butt puppet (I love that movie). Anyway, if you were UPS, wouldn't you have pulled this cum stain out of your adds forever ago? I mean fuck, get a gecko or something to draw arrows on your little gay board.
Buzz word, buzz word, buzz word, draw arrow, buzz word, draw arrow, buzz word, buzz word.
WTF? UPS, so simple a caveman could do it. UPS, we will sell no freight before it is time. UPS, cats ask for it by name. UPS on the outside, tasty on the inside. Can you feel the UPS!!!
HATE HATE HATE
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