YES!

Periodically I hit the net looking for people I used to know etc. Sure, I'm a stalker...whatever.

Anyway:

http://foreclosure.pterrywave.com/Lexington/Appraisal.aspx?sysid=5718

...ex-girlfriend (and he's a doctor)

- I'm so petty

My first time

I know you pros out there will think this is a hack job (which it is), but it's my first go at dick insertion.

Man, something unnatural about the look of that dudes tube.

Cock Face

Main Entry: cock face
Part of Speech: n
Definition: a countenance that indicates the desire for a penis to be placed in it's proximity, so as to facilitate the immediate fellatio of said penis.

Synonyms:
1. Cock mouth, fuck me face, blow job lips, clown's mouth.

I keep seeing this L'Oreal commercial on TV with Linda Evangelista in it. For a large portion of it, she is making this face that I can only describe as above, "cock face." It's characteristics are a dull kind of 100 yard stare with an open mouth, not just slightly pursed lips, but a more open mouth, but not totally agape either. This isn't a new look, but Linda Evangelista seems to excel at it. The picture below kinda does it, but you really have to see the commercial for the full effect. Keep your eyes peeled.

Anyway, the net result is that you get the impression that she is saying to you, "Hey guy, hey random dude out there in TV land. I want you to jam your fucking cock in my mouth so I can suck you off right here on national TV."

Which is all great and stuff, except that unless you have somewheres to jam your cock, you're gonna end up riding the fap train.

So long Brown-man, until we meet again.

Samson (3/5/1996 - 9/13/2009)

The Dilbert Hole

This is old shit, but it reminds me of me at work:

New Editor

yes.

new editor has strikethrough.

fuckin' weirdos

I raided some dude's image cache just now. Wow. Lots of photo shopped cat pictures (gay) and wannabe demotivator posters in some strange language (e.g. pcture of toad in pancakes with text 'what are you doing toad. you are a toad. you can not stand in pancakes. you look silly'). wtf is that? Is that some esoteric 4chan junk? I found this .gif disturbing (I guess I don't know enough about image shit, this is actually a .jpeg, but saves as a .gif. It's fucking queer anyway. I guess I don't really need it in plain view):

http://www.roflronjon.net/images/Other/LOL.jpg

And then there's this:

http://www.roflronjon.net/images/Other/jizzgif.gif

There was some o.k. shit, but mostly weird and gay. Here's the link to the cache:

http://www.roflronjon.net/images/Other/

... and to dude's "hideout":

http://www.roflronjon.net/

I proclain him homo. If you know this guy, well, you're prolly gay too.

There was this series of photos. A couple of them stumped me long enough. The guy pissing is a classic, I think the others are just bullshit.

And what the fuck is a "troll" and/or "trolling"???

So much to talk about...

I've been really busy, had some work stuff take me out of town, minor house stuff turned into semi-major, all kinds of shit.



Oh shit...I feel a shout out coming on:

HOLLA! (is it getting warm in here?)

A big thank you to Juan Carolos Esperanza di Santos Steven Gerome Pananen @ http://www.geekempirehosting.com/ . You can now get here via http://www.asknutty.com/ .



People keep dying. Like this guy:

CNN says he was somebody. I disagree.

Then there's this dude who's not dead:

YOU LIE!!!

Did anyone catch the puss that Pelosi made right after he said that? I swear to god, if I were standing right there, I would have kicked her pussy clear through her asshole.


I give Representative Wilson the "Ask Nutty / Glengarry Glen Ross Brass Balls Award."

FUCK YOU! THAT'S MY NAME!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TROhlThs9qY

And then there's our savior, Obama.

You know, this guy is really just another putz. I got into a semi lively debate elsewhere about this speech in the schools thing. People were pulling out Youtube clips of Ronald Reagan going deep on the kids with some heavy indoctrination. So other presidents did it. Whoopdie do. To me, this has just made it obvious that for all his talk about change, dude has zero clout and can't pull off the simplest of tasks without a shit storm behind it.

Now he wants to ramp up our presence in Afghanistan. Come on. Seriously? The differences between Bush and Obama, Iraq and Afghanistan are starting to blur. What the fuck are we doing? What the fuck is he doing? "Well...I fucked up the U.S. pretty good with spending a gazillion dollars on shitty car companies and bad mortgages. Guess my recovery plan kinda sucked it. Can't really seem to get folks into a health care reform. Maybe it's a bad time and all, since people that have managed to hang on to decent insurance are scared shitless they'll end up like the poor saps that already lost theirs (again, due to my fucked up recovery plan). I need a fuckin' win here. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. What? We're fighting a war. No shit?! Well ya, I'll try to win that shit. Wonder how we're gonna do that...."

Maybe it's not cool to heckle the guy during a speech, but it looks like that's where we're at. The kid gloves came off a long time ago (monkey Bush, impeached Clinton, conned Bush (no new taxes), forgetful Reagan (Iran-Contra), back-doored Carter (hostage crisis), etc. etc. etc. Somehow, everyone else managed to do something. This guy needs to get on track.

And for the record, I would have yelled "SUCK IT!"

I loves me some Bush.

I won't lie, I really liked G.W. Bush. It really infuriated me to watch a whole country (most at least) turn their backs on a president who I personally feel did something positive for each and every American. At one time you turn coats liked him:

Anyway, that's not why I'm writing now. Y'all can hate if you like.

But, I found certain things totally reprehensible. This picture for example:

Ha ha. George Bush is a monkey. Great. Well turn about is fair play, pay back is a bitch, etc.

LET THE FUCKING PUBLIC OUTCRY BEGIN!!!!!

p.s. Kayne West hates black people (ponder that!)

Bitchy wives revive consumerism.

So I'm in Lowe's getting some stuff and I see this dude who used to live on block back in the day. I don't know him all that well, but that's really irrelevant. I asked the normal questions, 'What's up?", "Where you living?", etc. I look in his cart and it's pretty well full. He catches me looking at it and says, "I don't need any of this shit. I just needed to get out of the house."

Why was I in Lowe's you ask... no comment. Maybe someones friend is in town.

I'm predicting good consumer confidence numbers for September.

Hi! Do you own a Prius?

My name is Nutty. Please bring your Prius over to my house so I CAN SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKING FAGGOT ASS!

And you're gay if you like those commercials. Fucking tree hugging queers.

Maybe this will straighten you out:

*** 9/5/2009 - Apparently, that is a Honda Insight above, not a Prius. O.K., I made a mistake. Regardless, I can still fit it up your ass.

'We were lured into a trap'

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/09/02/journalists.ordeal/index.html

Yeeeeeeeah...no. You were stupid. That should teach you to mind your business next time bitches.

This whole story reeks of bullshit. They were working for Al Gore. Come on, dude doesn't do shit without a media stunt (It's his fucking forte). And in the article these poor, poor girls mention some things that happened are still too painful to talk about. If anyone believes for a second that these two were kept anywhere short of a 4 star hotel, you're a fucking moron.

STUPID DUMB CUNTS

What ever happened to....

..."C.A.R.E." and "Save the Children" and shit like that???

I never see those horrid commercials anymore. Did Sally Struthers eat all the children?

She was kinda hot back in the day. Here's a picture of her tit. Oh yeah, and Jack.

I wonder if Meat Head ever put the wood to her in real life.

I'm guessing yes.

Now Archie, that was some real "reality T.V."

Jizz Mop of the Month

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