Rewrite

I think it's funnier this way:

A slap contest is always a good idea after drinking with your pals. Remember how your friends Goofus and Gallant behave:

- Goofus challenges his fat friend to a slap contest.
- Gallant let's the little guy go first.
- Goofus mocks his opponent before slapping him.
- Gallant checks to make sure his back swing is clear.
- Goofus smiles smugly after slapping his friend.
- Gallant stages empty beer cases for his friend's head to gently rest upon...after he knocks the fucking shit out him.

Good night.

A slap contest is always a good idea after drinking with your pals. Remember these dos and don'ts

- Do be sure to stage your empty cases behind you to break your fall
- Don't slap contest with a guy 75 pounds heavier than you.
- Do check to make sure your back swing is clear.
- Don't let the other guy go first (especially if you're a glass-jawed pussy). At least this guy got his lick in.

Not a slap contest, but it's just oh so right.

Remarkably similar to the last Slayer show I went to (except everyone was was white and had prison tats)

1:48 into the video: What the fuck is going on there?

Sack Tapping - still good clean fun

Watch G I Joe get his ballz nuked

Hey Tosh...

This guy needs a web redemption!