Thank fucking Christ for Obama

Dear Nutty,

Is this the dawn of a new age now that the Obama has arrived? One of peace and harmony and geometric progression towards utopia? Are we saved?

Your pal,

Nutty


Dear dick wad,

Fuck NO! While I can certainly understand the statistical significance of his presidency, he is just another fucking politician. He can blow all the sunshine he wants up all your asses, but the fact remains he has very limited experience and these are some of the most trying times in modern history. Oh yeah, and he's just a man. No cape, no bulletproof chest, no "S". You're fucked, I'm fucked, we're all fucked. Good work dipshits. You'll be crying for the good old Bush days before long.

My historic ass......FUCK!

Nutty

p.s. Bono, you fucking Irish fuck, get on a fucking boat and get the fuck out of here. You fucking pretentious potato eating cock sucker, go fucking back to Ireland and douche up your own country. You fucking fuck!

p.p.s. I'm pretty fucking disappointed about the fucking Ghetto Bowl this year as well. Steelers/Cardinals....pffft....fuck that shit.

p.p.p.s. I think it was Pat Rock, worse yet, might have been Gonzo (fuck you choad), called this out like 3 years ago on Ubergoo.com. gg.

p.p.p.p.s. Rev. Jackson just equated this to winning the Super Bowl. omg wtf lolololol roflcopter

I'm done. I htink it's obvious how I feel about this bologna.