Ask Nutty (v. Tosh.0)

Rewrite

2010-06-07T18:34:00.006-04:00

I think it's funnier this way:

A slap contest is always a good idea after drinking with your pals. Remember how your friends Goofus and Gallant behave:

- Goofus challenges his fat friend to a slap contest.
- Gallant let's the little guy go first.
- Goofus mocks his opponent before slapping him.
- Gallant checks to make sure his back swing is clear.
- Goofus smiles smugly after slapping his friend.
- Gallant stages empty beer cases for his friend's head to gently rest upon...after he knocks the fucking shit out him.

Good night.

2010-06-05T23:34:00.006-04:00

A slap contest is always a good idea after drinking with your pals. Remember these dos and don'ts

- Do be sure to stage your empty cases behind you to break your fall
- Don't slap contest with a guy 75 pounds heavier than you.
- Do check to make sure your back swing is clear.
- Don't let the other guy go first (especially if you're a glass-jawed pussy). At least this guy got his lick in.

Not a slap contest, but it's just oh so right.

2010-06-03T12:34:00.007-04:00

Remarkably similar to the last Slayer show I went to (except everyone was was white and had prison tats)

1:48 into the video: What the fuck is going on there?

Sack Tapping - still good clean fun

2010-06-03T12:21:00.003-04:00

Watch G I Joe get his ballz nuked

2010-06-01T18:25:00.009-04:00

Hey Tosh...

This guy needs a web redemption!

Ask Nutty v. Tosh.0

2010-05-31T20:06:00.003-04:00

I am bored....really fucking bored.

I used to have hobbies...I don't do any of it any more. AND...there IS a finite amount of times you can whack it.

So...I am retiring 'Ask Nutty' as you know it. Face it...it wasn't going anywhere.

BUT! I am creating 'Ask Nutty version Tosh.0'!!! What's that you ask? Well, it's like this. Daniel Tosh has a pretty decent thing going on Comedy Central. It makes me laugh...which is rare. Anyway, I figure I can do that. I don't want to be him or a knock off of him. I just want to help him.

SO...I'm basically going to rape the premise of his show and do it on this blog until he recognizes me and gives me a job as a writer.

It'll probably take me a while to get up to speed. I may actually film some shit with my ass video camera. It could be a slow start. There is a promo contest I'll try to enter. We'll see. I'm thinking puke.

Holy shit!

2010-05-31T20:01:00.003-04:00

WTF???????????????????

That is fucking crazy! How the hell do you even fix that? Oh, and by the way, everyone else who lives near that....sooner or later, the earth is going to collapse into that giant pit, 60-70 feet beneath you. Good luck selling that house. Holy shit!!!

They keep getting dumber...

2010-05-24T16:32:00.002-04:00

Gee honey, isn't Yemen a terrorist country???

Nah...don't be silly sweet heart, it's a beautiful desert nation.

But aren't you afraid we'll be kidnapped ?

Kidnapped??? Of course not...we're American!

dumbass

2010-05-23T00:43:00.003-04:00

BOOM!

I lived in W.Va. for a while. I can confirm this to be typical behavior.

Email to CNN

2010-05-16T15:10:00.004-04:00

Dear CNN,

There are rumors all over the internet that Ronnie James Dio is dead. You, as the world news leader, need to act quickly to either confirm or dispel these rumors. Ronnie has been battling stomach cancer for a year or so. If it is true, and RJD is dead, I expect riots and lawlessness that will make the Rodney King LA riots, Wats, and Detroit riots combined look like a kindergarten christmas play. The dark master will have his revenge on planet earth!!! Cower in fear as his wrath will shower us in eternal agony and despair. If it turns out he's alive, I guess everything is o.k. then. Carry on reporting about insignificant minutia like New York SC nominees and oil and whatever.

Peace out bitches,

Nutty

This was posted on ronniejamesdio.com:

A Message From Wendy Dio 5/16/2010 2:51:50 PM
"Today my heart is broken, Ronnie passed away at 7:45am 16th May. Many, many friends and family were able to say their private good-byes before he peacefully passed away. Ronnie knew how much he was loved by all. We so appreciate the love and support that you have all ...

This bitch is a liar

2010-05-15T23:10:00.004-04:00

Why were you alone in his apartment at age 16?
It was cock or coke....whore.

Obviously scarred by Polanski's man penis, here slut shows her naked body to the entire freaking world.

Meximelt can't figure out why US being mean to her

2010-05-15T23:06:00.004-04:00

omg...(yawn), read about this wet crying about being deported

The american dream starts with being legal....dumb ass.

no title

2010-05-15T23:04:00.001-04:00

zomg....sluts

2010-05-15T22:01:00.009-04:00

Wish I had had a camera (then again...maybe not, wasn't worth a stint in the poke). Upon the completion of my dinner at a national sit down chain, I saw a gaggle of whored up hussies in the parking lot (from behind)...

4 and 5 inch heels (I swear one was wearing these shoes)......

...short, tight skirts...the works. Then one or two turned around and I had to turn away so fast I almost snapped my neck. They were young, super young. One of the others I ate with guessed them in the 12-15 y/o range. Are you kidding me???? What the fuck? Parents let their grade/high school girls go out like that???? There was a parent there too!

I'm not sure if I'm disgusted or feel ripped off. This is how girls dressed for a night out when I was 13....

I had to check....some of the skirts they sell at Wet Seal are shorter than the ones Fredrick's of Hollywood sells. Yeah...I think I got screwed.

Oh shit! They're on to us!!!

2010-05-15T14:34:00.002-04:00

Incumbent Senators and Congressmen loosing seats left and right...guess they decided to actually do something for the people. It's a start. Fucking ass clowns.

I'd like to see England's coalition government succeed. Could start the end of this p.o.s., broke ass system we currently have.

Bus ticket to L.A., $85. Meetng a friend who can get you 'Into the business", priceless.

2010-05-15T13:15:00.003-04:00

Here's some fucking boo hoos from a teenage girl on FB (rofl)...

♥
Someone should sue Disney for putting the idea in little girls minds that everyone has a prince charming and everything will end happily ever after
♥

I wish i never met you, then there be no reason for these tears.

Should have listened and never fell back in love, biggest mistake everr.

Someday my daughter will be 18. If I hear this shit come out of her mouth, I'll buy her the ticket myself.

This kid's father is a douche.

2010-05-15T13:08:00.004-04:00

13-Year-Old Attempts Mount Everest Record

Mountain climbers are notorious egotists. You can smell the asshole this kid is going to turn out to be when he says "we're climbing for the right reason." Really? What is the right reason to risk your kid's life on the deadliest mountain in the world? I hope they both die.

Viewer Mail

2010-05-11T21:44:00.005-04:00

This guy is a choad, but I endorse his product:

since your site usually features pics of retards in wrestling masks, i thought i would change it up.

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p.s.

fuck off

Jizz Mop of the Month for May

2010-05-08T00:19:00.005-04:00

Is it me, or have I hit an all time low? Happy Mother's Day!

Miss May: Desi Foxx

Well, I wanted a real mom for May. I know this lady is old and on the busted side. Other 'famous' names I could find that appeared to mothers were Asia Carrera, Traci Lords, possibly Ginger Lynn and Trinity Loren who starred in the 1st 'Ready to Drop' (I'm told people aren't familiar with this wonderful series - I have some funny anecdotes about when my wife was pregnant. You'll love 'em. Let's talk.). I could not verify any of these did porn after being a mom. This lady did porn with her daughter! She actually got her into the business. At first I just thought that was a gag or gimmick, but I think it's real. Turns out she's a quitter too. WTF is with that? Anyway, she might be a psycho, telling people the porn industry is out to get her. There's some ridiculous forum on XXXporntalk.com (<---Really! There's a xxxporntalk.com forum) where some dude photo shopped her getting butchered by Jason or Mike Meyers or whatever and she was threatened by that enough to quit (I think). Now she's boring(er).

http://www.thefoxxs.com/

The Forest of Feelings

2010-05-07T21:27:00.003-04:00

So I was watching some Care Bears with my wife and daughter. My wife thought it would be good if they did remakes of Care Bears stuff. I agreed and said that it was high time they took on the tough issues, suggesting their first feature be titled, "It's OK if both your parents are men". She kinda laughed, then I started singing this ad lib:

In the forest of feelings
you can touch your feelings
but don't tell anyone I touched them

It'll just be a secret
our little secret
please do not tell Christopher Hanson

I lost her about there.

Tough break Rolando

2010-05-07T20:55:00.001-04:00

Ha ha!

Come on man...

2010-05-07T20:51:00.003-04:00

What the fuck L.T. ? Are telling me that the guy that fucked up Theisman's leg can't just go pick up a skank in a bar?

Why do all my heroes have to go and fuck 16 year old prostitutes?

Don't answer that.

Style points

2010-05-07T20:46:00.004-04:00

Ha ha! (<--- click for story)

Cheers!

2010-05-07T20:41:00.002-04:00

Cheers to my friend B.C. who pointed out that restaurants with paper towels in the men's room often have a clogged shitter. What the fuck? Why throw that stuff in the can?

Double cheers to another friends' son, just 16 or 17, for manning up when finding the shitter was clogged. He brazenly chose to shit in the ladies during the dinner hour. It wasn't just a oner either, it was multi-stall. You da man Harry. Cheers!

I haven't got shit to say any more.

2010-04-01T22:00:00.001-04:00

For real.

Jizz Mop of the Month for April

2010-03-27T20:28:00.005-04:00

Amateur time!

Miss April: Sammy Tyler

I'm sure all the pros need some time off to do their taxes.
I saw her do this thing with her panties...nice...slutty. I liked.
http://www.sammy4u.com/

Alpaca of the Month

2010-03-07T15:02:00.003-05:00

Some piece of shit killed an Alpaca in the Cincinnati area recently. Seriously, wtf.

Alpaca of the Month: Peruvian Kim

Alpaca haters must die.

Jizz Mop of the Month for March

2010-03-07T14:22:00.008-05:00

Irish pussy...you know, for St. Pat's.

Miss March: Brittany O'Connell

Kylie Ireland would have been too obvious
She was busy anyway. Fuck off.

(I still miss Penny.)

Curling...I'm a fan...

2010-02-28T18:22:00.007-05:00

...of team Switzerland....

....actually, just....

Want to make prick-cicle:

Guess she's done some modeling. Will pray for nudes.

Dead Boner

2010-02-28T18:12:00.002-05:00

I had hoped for more out of a google search for this title. Oh well...so long Boner, r.i.p.

b0ng

2010-02-23T20:45:00.002-05:00

Nothing new here...just makes me laugh.

Look out sucker!

2010-02-22T14:52:00.002-05:00

A "friend of mine" finds himself in a conundrum. His wife approached him as follows:

"I'm reading a book called 'Love Dare' and I need to ask you a question."

Stop right there.

Wooooaaaaah! WTF?

2010-02-20T23:45:00.007-05:00

http://memegenerator.net/149426/Ware-tight-jeans-fuck-women

It was a slow load, here are some examples (but there's fucking pages and pages):

I'm an now prepared to say there are things in this world I don't understand.

http://memegenerator.net/

http://memegenerator.net/Joseph-Ducreux wiki Ducreux

http://meme.boxofjunk.ws/
this one gave me: "FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER OR GTFO"

wiki meme

more

AHA! wiki internet meme

classic...

These people are apparently keeping track of it all: http://knowyourmeme.com/

This explains a lot.

Come on...Animal Panet? Really???

2010-02-20T21:23:00.016-05:00

I've told this story before, probably too many times. Back in the day when music still mattered, I'd tell anyone who would listen. No one really did. This was too obscure for most. Anyway...I thought all that was over, now a new twist.

I used to think this guy was a god:

Steve Albini

Founder of the band Big Black. The band was beyond cool. They were the noisiest, angriest, most socially relevant band to come out of the Chicago, post-punk (Touch & Go Records, etc.) era. Nobody around here knew who they were. They were low-fi, d.i.y. 20 years before it was cool. They credited their drum machine, Roland, as an artist on their albums (that's right...albums).

Big Black: Durango, Albini & Riley

Here's where I lose most people I guess. Looking back, I guess it was some kind of man crush, but whatever. In the early days of email, I somehow located an address for him. (Well I think I did at least. I never actually was sure it was him.) I sent some kind of fan mail with a few questions that were vitally important to me. He sent back some horses ass answer denying he was who I was looking for (I still have the email somewhere, I need to find it). It really rubbed me the wrong way and started the hate. I think there are 4 events that ruined music for me. This, working on Lolapalooza in 1993 (Primus headline year), Cobain killing himself and then the last great hope, At The Drive-In breaking up. Sadly, and this applies to any star, if you want them to remain idolic, never speak to them or try to break the barrier of star/fan in any way. They'll only disappoint.

So, by the time this was going on, Big Black had long since broken up. Periodically, I would see Albini working on this CD or that CD. He'd say something pompous in an interview or put out a new (and utterly shitty) record with his new band Shellac and my hate would be refreshed. I actually went and saw them. Here's my ticket:

(B.C. - If you should happen to be reading this, don't get the wrong idea. I totally appreciated the ticket. Fugazi was good. You're the man. Thank you.)

So here's the pay off. Years have gone by without me so much as thinking twice about the douche (it's fair...he said Bush was the best band he'd ever worked with). Anyway, I'm half asleep on the couch as my wife is watching Animal Planet: Dogs 101 and who's fucking mug pops up? Fucking Albini. (segment starts at 29:27, Albini the choat chuffer starts talking at 30:48) I almost fell out of my fucking seat. The narrator calls Shellac a "popular indie rock group" that's "HUGE" in the math rock scene. What???????????? Unbelievable.

So the connector is that the dickbags in Shellac had a CD released in 2007 called "Excellent Italian Greyhound" and their gay drummer has an Italian Greyhound. (see cover)

I remember the show at the Congress. Dude was horrible. He had a fucking gong and I don't think he ever hit it. Why the fuck did you bring it? I guess he thought he looked all Led Zep drumming in front of a gong. Anyway, fuck stick and bass player split at some point, leaving homo the drummer alone on stage. He's got this cymbal on a stand about 6 feet in the air off to the side. All of sudden like, no warning, he just kinda stops playing and goes over to air cymbal, beats it a little bit, then pours water on it, and beats it some more. I guess he was trying to...well fuck, I dunno what the fuck he was trying to do, but it was fucking GAY. Seriously one of the worst shows I've ever seen. I mean, they had the house lights full on the whole time. It was like watching the Air Force Inspirational Band play at your high school gym. QWEEEEE-R!

So that's my story. I still hate Albini for that email and all the dumb shit he says. I wish he'd just go away. I take little comfort that he's cruising the channels of expanded cable now instead of the pages of Spin or Rolling Stone, cause that's where I'm at. Mother fucker is following me.

Fuck you Steve!

urbandictionary.com - helping old people understand

2010-02-20T00:16:00.004-05:00

Heard some reference to "scene kids"...was totally lost. Thanks urbandictionary.com!

The funny thing is, I may have had an actual conversation with some teens about "scene" just a few days ago and forgot it already because I'm too old to remember shit (or maybe I just didn't give a fuck, I dunno). I'm not really sure if I did or didn't, but it seems familiar. I don't remember what I did this morning, and I sure as fuck don't remember what inspired the butt laser painting, so how the hell could I remember a conversation I had with some kids 2 whole days ago? How fortunate I ran across it again.

A doctor told me I have narcolepsy, but I've never had that verified. Maybe that's the problem. Check out Rusty and Skeeter. I remember seeing this documentary on PBS when I was a kid about narcoleptic dogs. It was fucking awesome. Dog after dog, big ones too, eating dirt in mid run. Good shit, wish I could find it on the webs.

p.s. I'd (?) Deborah Norville's (?) any day. I got nothin' today.

I hate blogs

2010-02-19T23:40:00.003-05:00

I always said that.

If this ------> GAY <-------- is where I'm going to end up...then I was right, and should quit now..

yah bitch...

2010-02-18T23:51:00.000-05:00

Mardi Gras

2010-02-17T17:00:00.004-05:00

Fail

uhhh...

Win!

CUNT!

2010-02-13T10:46:00.005-05:00

Every now and again I see or hear a piece written by a woman who is obviously a cunt.

Here's one (text): hear the cunt! tell her cunt! story live and in the cunt! (audio)

I guarantee that at some point in her family life she has complained about not enough family dinners or not spending enough quality time together.

Oh yeah...the Archie Bowl is today.

2010-02-07T16:57:00.003-05:00

Smart money is Saints with the points.

In case you don't know...Archie is Peyton's daddy and probably the most famous player in Saints history...so, that makes it the Archie Bowl. Go fuck yourself.

2010-02-07T01:08:00.011-05:00

it's only the 7th? wtf...I'm early.

Miss February: Riley Shy

She's a nasty little ho.

A redhead was the best I could do for Valentine's Day

(I will miss Penny.)

Regrets

2010-02-07T00:15:00.002-05:00

I'm not knockin' this but...

2010-01-14T20:26:00.010-05:00

I'd love a real explanation as to why cartoon pr0n works.

And why does Lois make good subject matter? Mrs. Incredible is aight too.

I must just be a milf lover.

Haitians to blame for earthquake

2010-01-14T19:49:00.008-05:00

In a stunning revalation of historical fact, Pat Robertson declared that:

"And you know, Kristi, something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it. They were under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon the third, or whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, we will serve you if you will get us free from the French. True story. And so, the devil said, okay it's a deal.

And they kicked the French out. You know, the Haitians revolted and got themselves free. But ever since they have been cursed by one thing after the other."

watch the video

I love how he pauses ever so briefly to affirm the veracity of the tale.

This line of thinking is brilliant. It's infallible. I can't argue with it, can't disprove it, it must be true.

I'm so fucking on board Pat!

Other Pat'isms that explain disaster (as reported by CBS). It's a little hard to navigate, a list would have been better.

I dreamt I had 2 peni

2010-01-14T19:39:00.005-05:00

One (the top one) was longer and thinner. Both were larger than my actual member. It's is very small, like a baby's.

The interwebs are remarkable short of explanations:

- If dreamt had two penises or more means he will have a child and a good fame too.

- It could mean 3 things
1) You are unhappy about your sex life and you wish you have double the sex drive.
Or
2) You have 2 gf and you have problem satisfying both of them.
Or
3) You forgotten to put on glasses in your dream and mistaken the 2 leftover hotdogs as your penis.

I don't wear glasses, but clearly the last one is correct.

omg! it's real!

2010-01-11T21:57:00.006-05:00

I had heard this was just some trumped up rumor, but CNN says it's real (imdb.com too!):

'Clash of the Titans,' (Louis Leterrier)

Starring: San Worthington, Liam Neeson, Gemma Arterton and Ralph Fiennes

The Scoop: Almost 20 years after the first fantasy film, Perseus, mortal son of Greek god Zeus, is back to take on Medusa and the Kraken to stop their evil from spreading to earth and the heavens.

Genre: Action/Epic

Liam Neeson as Zeus! Could be a career ender, but fuck it, he says it!

RELEASE THE KRAKEN BITCHES!!! there's a trailer GET SOME!

Lest ye forget the splendor:

2010-01-09T01:21:00.007-05:00

Maybe mid-month is best...yeah...

Miss January: Penny Flame

Now a Reality TV star?

I don't know if that means she's done with pr0n or what.

She's still a jizz mop.

...i stare at this picture....a lot.

roflfuckingcopter

2010-01-09T01:02:00.003-05:00

Do a google image search on "jizzmop" (safe search off... of course)

Here: Lazy Fuckers

Wow...

2009-12-08T17:53:00.004-05:00

Sen. Barbara Boxer (D - California) compares a prescription for Viagra to getting an abortion.

I don't think "stupid whore" even scratches the surface of what I think about this. I think in most good Catholic countries, she'd be dead by now. But beyond that...how does this kind of thinking look good compared to a Republican..any Republican.

Jizz Mop of the Month for December

2009-12-05T11:41:00.004-05:00

I know...I'm late again.

Miss December: Avy Scott

Super Hottie

She does it all.

Current events...

2009-12-04T14:59:00.003-05:00

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/africa/12/03/somalia.attacks/index.html

Health and Education Ministers murdered?!!! Future doctors murdered?!! WTF?!?!?! What?....it was in Somalia?....oh...who cares then.

These make me laugh.

HA! Senator's daughter car jacked in D.C.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/12/04/senator.carjacking/index.html

HA! HA! Model dies after plastic surgery (on her ass!)

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americas/12/01/argentina.model.death/index.html

HA HA HAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA! RUN ALBINOS! RUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN!

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/africa/11/29/tanzania.albinos/index.html

fuck off
Nutty

NPR sux0rz my ass

2009-11-20T22:28:00.001-05:00

God, sometimes NPR fucking lights my fuse.

The other day:

This twit, Dawn Turner, who works for the Chicago Tribune, was on Talk of the Nation and thinks anybody who tries to make themselves look black, mask, make-up, whatever, is wearing "black-face." WTF? Really? So the guy who does Obama on SNL is in black-face, someone in a Michael Jackson mask is in black-face? Send her an email and tell her she's a moron, if you're a racist like I must be (I sent her an email to discuss the issue, must be too busy being a journalist to write me back).

Then today:

They were talking about the extinction of the big mammals or animals or whatever in North America (there was a black bear sized beaver at some point apparently - fucking awesome!), you know...the ones everybody else thinks got wiped out by climate change or the fucking gigantic meteor. Well anyway....some bitch (might have been a dude too, but I just remember the ho) on there today said it wasn't any of that shit, but it was "man" who killed them all. Of course! Man is to fucking blame, we do everything evil for all time. So the 40,000 or so men that were around back then (I'm making this number up, I have no idea, but it wasn't 3 billion) just decided to go on a fucking homicidal rampage and kill everything bigger than a dog just for the fuck of it. And in the course of like 200 years or something. Right! That makes perfect sense. Total extinction of all large animals and we did it with fucking sticks! We are the fucking coolest bad ass mother fucking kung-fu animal killers. ~~YEs.!~~

~~On an unrelated subject...look at this chick's ass.~~

I made a bumper sticker

2009-11-20T22:01:00.004-05:00

Ask Nutty Flashback #2 (for BPEP)

2009-11-12T11:55:00.012-05:00

Nutty X,

What is your favorite sexual position & why?

Pee Pie
Cincinnati, Ohio

Dear Pee Pie,

I was going to answer your question with a simple yet Nuttyesque analogy, such as "Who cares where the doormat sits, as long as you can wipe your feet on it?", but I'm a kinder, gentler Nutty X these days so I took some time to answer your question properly.

I don't know what the Kama Sutra calls it, but my favorite sexual position is called the "Champion Position". The Champion Position was named, as far as I know, by a college friend of mine, we'll call him Derrick. Anyway, Derrick named it so because he said you had to be a champion to pull it off. While I truly AM, a champion, Derrick may have been exaggerating the prowess required to acomplish proficient sex in this position. However, I do enjoy it and it's variations. I'll get to those shortly.

The Champion Position is classified as such. The whore, lies on the ground, bed or whatever, not so much on her back, as on her neck. With her legs pointing back behind her head, the champion stands, firmly on his feet, above and facing her, and fires his flesh torpedo straight DOWN into her excellently exposed fuck hole. There's no fumbling for it here. With the flowering quimm in plain sight, even the most clumsy of lovers should be able to hit the mark on the first try. Eventual satisfaction is achieved as the champion repeatedly penetrates the gash in an up and down fashion, much like doing squats at the gym. The erect penis'natural inclination to point away from the body requires a hand to keep things on track at times, but also provides for maximum
friction against the anterior wall of the slut's twat. (see figure 1.)

Variations of the "Champion Position" include; the "Reverse Champion" (figure 2.), and the "Sideways Champion" (figure 3.).

Also a variant of the "Champion Position", is the "Houston Oiler", named by yours truly. The Houston Oiler is exactly the same as the Champion, with the exception that penetraton is of the cornhole. The champion stands over the butt slut and proceeds to drill her for oil. (figures 4. & 5.)

Why my favorite? Well, with a tramp in such a position, all holes are easily accessable and there's not a lot she can do about anything. I could be boring out her box and decide I need some brown. With one quick motion, boo-yah! the helmet is on and I'm an oil man! Ready to blow but want to paint her face? No problem. Take a quick step forward then squat. Jackpot! The ho's face and mouth are right there. Start suckin' tart! Cum on her face, tits, whatever. It's all right there when you're a champion.

A quick note for beginers. Unless your target is a tried and true stunt slut, you may want to try this first with her up against a couch or something. It'll help keep her in the proper position. Plus, when you're done, the couch is right there.

Take a nap champion. You've earned it!

Well, hope that answers your question sufficiently Pee Pie. By the way, what the fuck does Pee Pie mean? You into urine or shit pies or something? That's just gross. Although, I guess in a reverse Champion or Houston Oiler, it would be possible to take a dump on you. Hmmmm. Probably something that should be investigated. Good luck with that. Maybe the next time I'm in Cincinnati, you'll update me on your progress. Or, just suck me off. That'd be alright too.

Best wishes,

Nutty X

Jizz Mop of the Month (part B)

2009-11-12T11:34:00.005-05:00

Miss November: Ashlyn Gere

(one of Nutty's all time favs)

Since I'm behind and shit, it's already the 11th, I'll put up an oldie for the short month.

Good luck finding the good shit. You pretty much have to pay to find her stuff any more. By the way, she's about 50 now, and still makes a few movies I think. She looked good in the last one I saw.

Jizz Mop of the Month (part A)

2009-11-12T10:56:00.006-05:00

I guess I need a historical record of these hos... So:

Miss October: Bobbi Starr

(she likes them big and in the butt)

http://www.myspace.com/_bobbistarr

Yeah....right.

2009-10-09T08:45:00.003-04:00

As I child, I think I believed in the Nobel Prize. It stood for something more. As I grew to realize that all things were influenced and controlled by politics and ulterior motives, I lost faith in the Nobel Prize winners as true champions of peace. Well thank you Norwegian Nobel Committee for driving the final nail in the coffin. You have invalidated every previous winner with this flawed and misguided selection. To the plus, that includes two world class douche bags, Jimmy Carter and Al Gore, whose selections were equally bogus but not quite as laughable as this. Well done.

(Our Savior)

(Dead Afghans Civilians)

2009-10-03T02:46:00.000-04:00

2009-10-02T13:38:00.002-04:00

By the way...I am fucking shocked that the Olympic committee passed up Chicago. Didn't they know who they were dealing with?

Meanwhile, Samoans are dead.

YES!

2009-09-18T23:08:00.004-04:00

Periodically I hit the net looking for people I used to know etc. Sure, I'm a stalker...whatever.

Anyway:

http://foreclosure.pterrywave.com/Lexington/Appraisal.aspx?sysid=5718

...ex-girlfriend (and he's a doctor)

- I'm so petty

My first time

2009-09-13T22:17:00.006-04:00

I know you pros out there will think this is a hack job (which it is), but it's my first go at dick insertion.

Man, something unnatural about the look of that dudes tube.

Cock Face

2009-09-13T11:41:00.001-04:00

Main Entry: cock face
Part of Speech: n
Definition: a countenance that indicates the desire for a penis to be placed in it's proximity, so as to facilitate the immediate fellatio of said penis.

Synonyms:
1. Cock mouth, fuck me face, blow job lips, clown's mouth.

I keep seeing this L'Oreal commercial on TV with Linda Evangelista in it. For a large portion of it, she is making this face that I can only describe as above, "cock face." It's characteristics are a dull kind of 100 yard stare with an open mouth, not just slightly pursed lips, but a more open mouth, but not totally agape either. This isn't a new look, but Linda Evangelista seems to excel at it. The picture below kinda does it, but you really have to see the commercial for the full effect. Keep your eyes peeled.

Anyway, the net result is that you get the impression that she is saying to you, "Hey guy, hey random dude out there in TV land. I want you to jam your fucking cock in my mouth so I can suck you off right here on national TV."

Which is all great and stuff, except that unless you have somewheres to jam your cock, you're gonna end up riding the fap train.

So long Brown-man, until we meet again.

2009-09-13T02:32:00.001-04:00

Samson (3/5/1996 - 9/13/2009)

The Dilbert Hole

2009-09-13T00:11:00.002-04:00

This is old shit, but it reminds me of me at work:

New Editor

2009-09-12T22:57:00.001-04:00

~~yes.~~

~~new editor has strikethrough.~~

fuckin' weirdos

2009-09-12T20:19:00.015-04:00

I raided some dude's image cache just now. Wow. Lots of photo shopped cat pictures (gay) and wannabe demotivator posters in some strange language (e.g. pcture of toad in pancakes with text 'what are you doing toad. you are a toad. you can not stand in pancakes. you look silly'). wtf is that? Is that some esoteric 4chan junk? I found this .gif disturbing (I guess I don't know enough about image shit, this is actually a .jpeg, but saves as a .gif. It's fucking queer anyway. I guess I don't really need it in plain view):

http://www.roflronjon.net/images/Other/LOL.jpg

And then there's this:

http://www.roflronjon.net/images/Other/jizzgif.gif

There was some o.k. shit, but mostly weird and gay. Here's the link to the cache:

http://www.roflronjon.net/images/Other/

... and to dude's "hideout":

http://www.roflronjon.net/

I proclain him homo. If you know this guy, well, you're prolly gay too.

There was this series of photos. A couple of them stumped me long enough. The guy pissing is a classic, I think the others are just bullshit.

And what the fuck is a "troll" and/or "trolling"???

So much to talk about...

2009-09-11T21:16:00.007-04:00

I've been really busy, had some work stuff take me out of town, minor house stuff turned into semi-major, all kinds of shit.

Oh shit...I feel a shout out coming on:

HOLLA! (is it getting warm in here?)

A big thank you to Juan Carolos Esperanza di Santos Steven Gerome Pananen @ http://www.geekempirehosting.com/ . You can now get here via http://www.asknutty.com/ .

People keep dying. Like this guy:

CNN says he was somebody. I disagree.

Then there's this dude who's not dead:

YOU LIE!!!

Did anyone catch the puss that Pelosi made right after he said that? I swear to god, if I were standing right there, I would have kicked her pussy clear through her asshole.

I give Representative Wilson the "Ask Nutty / Glengarry Glen Ross Brass Balls Award."

FUCK YOU! THAT'S MY NAME!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TROhlThs9qY

And then there's our savior, Obama.

You know, this guy is really just another putz. I got into a semi lively debate elsewhere about this speech in the schools thing. People were pulling out Youtube clips of Ronald Reagan going deep on the kids with some heavy indoctrination. So other presidents did it. Whoopdie do. To me, this has just made it obvious that for all his talk about change, dude has zero clout and can't pull off the simplest of tasks without a shit storm behind it.

Now he wants to ramp up our presence in Afghanistan. Come on. Seriously? The differences between Bush and Obama, Iraq and Afghanistan are starting to blur. What the fuck are we doing? What the fuck is he doing? "Well...I fucked up the U.S. pretty good with spending a gazillion dollars on shitty car companies and bad mortgages. Guess my recovery plan kinda sucked it. Can't really seem to get folks into a health care reform. Maybe it's a bad time and all, since people that have managed to hang on to decent insurance are scared shitless they'll end up like the poor saps that already lost theirs (again, due to my fucked up recovery plan). I need a fuckin' win here. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. What? We're fighting a war. No shit?! Well ya, I'll try to win that shit. Wonder how we're gonna do that...."

Maybe it's not cool to heckle the guy during a speech, but it looks like that's where we're at. The kid gloves came off a long time ago (monkey Bush, impeached Clinton, conned Bush (no new taxes), forgetful Reagan (Iran-Contra), back-doored Carter (hostage crisis), etc. etc. etc. Somehow, everyone else managed to do something. This guy needs to get on track.

And for the record, I would have yelled "SUCK IT!"

I loves me some Bush.

2009-09-05T22:05:00.015-04:00

I won't lie, I really liked G.W. Bush. It really infuriated me to watch a whole country (most at least) turn their backs on a president who I personally feel did something positive for each and every American. At one time you turn coats liked him:

Anyway, that's not why I'm writing now. Y'all can hate if you like.

But, I found certain things totally reprehensible. This picture for example:

Ha ha. George Bush is a monkey. Great. Well turn about is fair play, pay back is a bitch, etc.

LET THE FUCKING PUBLIC OUTCRY BEGIN!!!!!

p.s. Kayne West hates black people (ponder that!)

Bitchy wives revive consumerism.

2009-09-05T21:28:00.002-04:00

So I'm in Lowe's getting some stuff and I see this dude who used to live on block back in the day. I don't know him all that well, but that's really irrelevant. I asked the normal questions, 'What's up?", "Where you living?", etc. I look in his cart and it's pretty well full. He catches me looking at it and says, "I don't need any of this shit. I just needed to get out of the house."

Why was I in Lowe's you ask... no comment. Maybe someones friend is in town.

I'm predicting good consumer confidence numbers for September.

Hi! Do you own a Prius?

2009-09-02T22:17:00.008-04:00

My name is Nutty. Please bring your Prius over to my house so I CAN SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKING FAGGOT ASS!

And you're gay if you like those commercials. Fucking tree hugging queers.

Maybe this will straighten you out:

*** 9/5/2009 - Apparently, that is a Honda Insight above, not a Prius. O.K., I made a mistake. Regardless, I can still fit it up your ass.

'We were lured into a trap'

2009-09-02T11:59:00.002-04:00

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/09/02/journalists.ordeal/index.html

Yeeeeeeeah...no. You were stupid. That should teach you to mind your business next time bitches.

This whole story reeks of bullshit. They were working for Al Gore. Come on, dude doesn't do shit without a media stunt (It's his fucking forte). And in the article these poor, poor girls mention some things that happened are still too painful to talk about. If anyone believes for a second that these two were kept anywhere short of a 4 star hotel, you're a fucking moron.

STUPID DUMB CUNTS

What ever happened to....

2009-09-01T23:38:00.009-04:00

..."C.A.R.E." and "Save the Children" and shit like that???

I never see those horrid commercials anymore. Did Sally Struthers eat all the children?

She was kinda hot back in the day. Here's a picture of her tit. Oh yeah, and Jack.

I wonder if Meat Head ever put the wood to her in real life.

I'm guessing yes.

Now Archie, that was some real "reality T.V."

Jizz Mop of the Month

2009-09-01T22:53:00.006-04:00

Of course the "Girl of the Month" is not a new idea, but so often they are just over exposed Hollywood bimbs and flavor of the month types.

However, Nutty's Jizz Mop of the Month will be none of those. Porno chicks only. Girls that do porn may not always be super hot, but they're pretty much all horny sluts, and I like that.

So without further delay.....

Nutty's Jizz Mop of the Month for September 2009:

Sunny Lane

http://www.sunnylanelive.com/

News 5 sandwhich

2009-08-31T23:39:00.007-04:00

Gimmie a bottle of Beam, a tube of Astroglide®, then throw me in the middle of these three hos.

I love the natural progression

2009-08-31T23:17:00.006-04:00

I'm all A.D.D. and shit so this makes me happy:

the arrogance

2009-08-29T23:24:00.008-04:00

http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/08/29/kennedy.funeral/index.html

This just in:

"Shortly before his death, Sen. Edward M. Kennedy wrote a letter to Pope Benedict XVI asking for the pontiff to pray for him as he struggled with an aggressive form of brain cancer, it was revealed at his graveside service Saturday evening."

Seriously? The Pope??? Your local priest wasn't enough? The Arch Bishop of your diocese? Not even a Cardinal? You went straight to the Pope you arrogant fuck. Exactly what I was talking about before. http://asknutty.blogspot.com/2009/08/later-ted.html

I'm sure it'll come out that he and the Pope were tight and shit. You know, from all the time Ted spent in Germany and at the Vatican.

Come on, give me a fucking break.

Celebrity Death Watch

2009-08-29T14:07:00.008-04:00

I guess there's a few versions of this out there (here's two):

http://www.deathlist.net/

http://www.stiffs.com/

Seems like a lot of famous people are dropping dead lately. The rate may be the same, maybe just higher profile deaths. I don't know, just seems like a lot. Anyway, here's my picks for the next 5!

TV:

BUM BUM! (theme from Law & Order ya know)

TD Ameri-DEAD!!!

SPORTS:

Enjoy gardening in Shangri-La

(or wherever the fuck Zen masters go).

I was actually going to put M.J. but Phil seems like a better choice.

MUSIC:

He's bringing dead back!!!

This is my big upset pick. Such a shame when talent is lost too soon.

NEWS:

I do hate this dude, but he's really fucking old and is probably going to die soon.

I shouldn't hate him though. Before I started listening to him, I would never have publicly defamed or insulted a sitting president. Thanks for showing me that it's o.k. Danny.

HOLLYWOOD:

Even though most of you pukes probably know him better from TV, he'll always be Capt. Willard to me.

NEVER GET OUT OF THE BOAT MARTY!

(my first pick was really Clint Eastwood, but it seemed unthinkable.)

Later Ted

2009-08-26T07:32:00.005-04:00

http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/08/26/obit.ted.kennedy/index.html

So now all we have to do is endure 2-3 weeks of Kennedy history on every TV station, then it should be over.

Go get him Mary Jo. Pay back's a bitch Teddy.

8/26 addition - I keep hearing how he changed or had so much influence on our political system. Considering republicans and democrats alike are fed up with our system, is that really a high point or something to hang your hat on? I suppose it beats 'Ted Kennedy: His drunk ass killed a bitch in a river.'

Probably the dude I hate most on the planet, this crumply old fuck (Daniel Schorr).

Old Danny is all bummed because his good friend is dead. I guess they had some commonalities and crossed paths a few times in their lives. But I got news Dan, you're a nobody, he wasn't your buddy. I hate people who star fuck, especially a dead guy.

Anyway, it reminded me that the entire purpose of the Kennedy clan is to advance their own legend or legacy by any means they can. Ted's nod to Obama was clearly pointed to this end. He even called an Obama presidency the continuation of his brother's. Wow..really?

My history is shaky, but as I remember learning, J-Fuckstick-K was too mired in Viet Nam, banging whores and nepotizing (I coined it, fuck off) the entire government to get anything worth while done. LBJ made all his lofty civil rights plans come true. Which is funny to me, since LBJ's legend is that of a shady type politician, back room dealing and using his enormous clout to force peoples hands. Meanwhile, the real criminals, the Kennedy clan, come off smelling like a bed of roses. Old man Joe was twice the gangster LBJ ever dreamed of being. I'm guessing that had something to do with him being the VP, reminded him of daddy. Anyway, probably the only smart thing that fucking stink every did was ask LBJ to run with him.

I'm all over the place with this, but I don't care. Fuck you Ted. You're dead.

I feel shame for species

2009-08-25T16:26:00.004-04:00

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/weather/08/25/maine.wave.death/index.html

The real tragedy here is that a young person,who although the spawn of obvious idiots and likely to be one herself someday, but someone who still had a chance to be intelligent later in life, was taken, instead of one of the stupid fucks standing on a cliff only 20 feet above the ocean while hurricane waters churned below them.

To those that survived...please take a trip to Hawaii, put your bahamas and flip flops on, then go to volcano and see how close you can get to the red looking stuff. I know it's getting hot, just a few more steps...go on, it looks cool doesn't it.

What I really want...

2009-08-24T22:58:00.001-04:00

...is random hos to send me nekked pictures of them so I can post them here and make giggly high school jokes about their boobies (and then fap).

I want more followers

2009-08-24T21:47:00.003-04:00

What do I have to do...follow other blogs??? Fuck that. I'm not interested in those people, and I hate blogs. I'm the only one that counts. Panaman, what's your secret? Do I have to get naked and smash shit? Come on. I'm relavent damnit.

Life is great

2009-08-23T19:44:00.004-04:00

So I'm at Skyline having second dinner (cause the 1st one didn't cut it AND I'm a fat fuck), and I look down the bar and there's doodz playing D&D. My man had a chain male dice bag (hawt). Anyway, mayhem broke out...

"Uh...no Dale. Normally, you WOULD be rolling a 20 side, but since you've been infected with the plague of faggotry, you'll have to roll a twelve."

So yeah, maybe I hate Obama, but these turds gave me a laugh. Life ain't so bad.

I don't need to explain my art do I?

2009-08-23T17:45:00.002-04:00

Dear CNN

2009-08-19T10:44:00.003-04:00

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/meast/08/19/iraq.violence/index.html

You can stop reporting this stuff. We pulled out so no one cares now. 100,000 dead Iraqis doesn't even equal the sensationalist value of one dead US soldier. Sorry. maybe the octomom has said something stupid lately.

P.S. Your faggot buddy Novak is still dead. He should have died in the can over Valerie Plame.

Yaaaaaaaaaay!

2009-08-18T12:32:00.002-04:00

http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/08/18/robert.novak.obituary/index.html

Novak is dead! What a fag.

Random thoughts from trip to Connecticut

2009-08-13T22:15:00.009-04:00

Philadelphia:

I had to connect in Philadelphia on my may to Connecticut (actually flew into Stewart Intl. in New York, but whatever). I've been through Philly's airport on two trips now, both times were total cluster fucks. Yesterday, my 5:50 p.m. flight to Cincy got cancelled before I even landed in Philly. 2 hours of standing in a customer service line later, I was able to get on a flight to Dayton. With a little help from my friends later (about 1:30 - 2:00 a.m. later) I was finally home.

I have heard that they took down the statue of Rocky in Philadelphia

I just saw that the Eagles signed Michael Vick

For all of the above, I say, "Fuck you Philadelphia! Fuck you!"

$6.00 shit:

While killing some time, and having need for a shit, I walked into a pizza place in Seymour, Connecticut. It was their lunch hour and it was kinda slow. I knew I was about to wreck their john. It seemed like the kind of place where a nasty shit would stink up the whole joint, old, bad ventilation, etc. I started to feel bad I guess. So I ordered a beer for me and my traveling companion, then proceeded to fuck up their shit box. The bill was 6 bucks. Maybe I should have titled this "Karmic insurance: 6 bucks". Oh well, fuck it.

Magic Nub:

I have now met 2 people, 2 dudes, with inordinately hot wives. I've surely met more than this, but these 2 are special. 2 is a trend, not just a fluke. These aren't totally ugly dudes, like fuckin' Gollum or something, but far cries from Tom Cruise or even from me (I am one handsome mother fucker and those extra pounds just add power to my swing, so shut it). Anyway, I had thought that only two things could overcome ugly to land a hot woman, these of course are 1) lots of cash or 2) a big dick. No more, because I believe I have found a third. This could be a revolution for ugly dudes. Both of these guys lost most of one of their fingers in machining accidents and now have just a half finger nub, a "magic nub" with a kind of cap at the end of them where the skin gets pulled over I guess. I bet one of these magic nubs in a girls ass is like...well...magic. One of these guys got paid 10 grand from workman's comp. when he lost it too. Are you kidding me? 10K and a magic nub?!!? Some guys have all the luck.

Giant titties:

One more presidential thought:

If you elect me president (promise coming), I WILL FUCKING ELIMINATE THE PENNY!!! Jesus, hasn't that gone on long enough???? WTF!!!! Oh, and gas stations won't be allowed to charge $2.599 (or $2.59-9/10) anymore. ITS 2 FUCKING 60 MOTHER FUCKERS!!!! DO I LOOK FUCKING STUPID?!?!?!!? $2.59-9/10 IS NOT $2.59!!!! ITS FUCKING $2.60!!!!!!

Sorry Jews:

I wrote this joke when I was about 14, sorry jews.

"Have you ever had Jolly Ranchers? You know when you buy the pack in candy rack, the one that's shaped like certs but square? Have you ever noticed how many are in that pack? There's 11. 11?! What the fuck is that...a jew's dozen?"

I guess I feel presidential hat trick

2009-08-09T12:01:00.002-04:00

I'm gonna run for president.

In no particular order of importance:

- queers can't get married (but "civil unions" with all the same rights o.k.) This is purely an argument over nomenclature and is really old and boring.

- terrorists at Gitmo die (after military or public trial finds them guilty).

-Federal Death Penalty for child molesters - draw and quartering makes a come back

- We pull our military out of everywhere immediately (unless public referendums in that country approve our presence).

- Alternative energy is priority #1. Alaskan drilling approved until viable alternate sources approved. No oil from the middle east.

- Tariffs on Chinese shit.

- Subsidies for manufacturing companies (just like for farmers).

- Mexico will agree to a US agency within Mexico. All Mexico oriented funds go to this agency. The agency works to improve Mexico so the wets won't want to leave. NAFTA is terminated. We play nice with Canada. If Mexico doesn't agree, anyone who can't prove they belong here, gets put in a box car back to that shit hole.

- Abortion legal for teens (one time only), rape victims and health reasons.

- Social Security over haul. Sorry bums, you're not gonna get paid for having babies any more. Get off your ass and get a job.

Korea, Iran, whoever. Make nukes if you want. Fire one at me and I will glass your whole fucking country. P.S. Turkey, Egypt, Saudi, Japan, China....start policing your own fucking neighborhoods. Figure it out you dumb fucks.

That's it for now. More latter maybe.

My photo montage (did I spell that right..fuck you if I didn't)

2009-08-09T11:45:00.010-04:00

I don't know if you've noticed my photo slide show above. It's just some pictures I thought were interesting or funny or something when I put this blog up.

For the record, I would fuck Babs Bush (the younger)'s uterus out.

That is all.

In case you are fucking stupid, she's the hot one (check the nips).

I'd give Laura a spin too (as long as George was cool with it).

Dead Kennedys Rule: Another one bites the dust!

2009-08-09T11:32:00.008-04:00

http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/08/07/eunice.kennedy.shriver/index.html

Well...not quite yet, but pretty soon. Can't wait til they're all dead. I can't stand the way the whole fucking family is idolized. Who gives a fuck? How can entire generations be so blinded by some good looks? What a bunch of corrupt ass mother fuckers. They make Bill Clinton look like Mother Theresa. Besides, have you seen this old hag? She looks like she died 10 years ago.

Look out Arnold, better get that bitch a face lift now.

yeah, yeah.....special place in hell...blah, blah, blah....

Yay! Bill Clinton saves the day.

2009-08-05T07:49:00.002-04:00

Thanks Bill Clinton for saving who gives a fuck and her friend from being where they shouldn't have been in the first place. Yay. Good job. Super. Who cares. Fuck you.

So you think you're a dick

2009-07-21T20:31:00.002-04:00

Here's the problem with being a real douchebag...

When life throws you a situation that calls for some real humanity, you're left with no play. Your best option is to just sit it out, which makes you an even bigger douchebag.

Redemption is for suckers and Clint Eastwood movies.

wtf happened to the comics???

2009-07-21T12:57:00.002-04:00

Admittedly, I don't read the comics with any regularity. But whenever I do, I see nothing but 'Far Side' wannabes and countless family type comics with nothing but esoteric jokes about how babies are apt to eat shit paper and things like that. What the fuck happened to the good shit? Seriously, is a fag and his cat the best thing out there anymore?

I think Dio drew this.

2009-07-15T14:37:00.003-04:00

Luke Skywalker & Obama

2009-07-14T10:17:00.001-04:00

I was cruising pics of Luke (you know, as I often do) and I kept running across Obama faces superimposed onto Luke pix.

This bullshit needs to stop, you're going to far.

Random shit

2009-07-13T17:04:00.004-04:00

I was getting ready to leave work when I saw these two bitches walking down the hall. They had these serious looks on their faces like they were getting ready to fight or fuck. I wish I could have followed them to see which it was, but this place is too small. I woulda got busted.

Does anyone else's piss ever smell like fresh bass???

Iran

2009-06-18T15:06:00.003-04:00

http://www.state.gov/r/pa/ei/bgn/5314.htm

Iran....yeah, who gives a fuck.

Although I am sick of looking at that Planet of the Apes looking mother fucker, Ahmadinejad. Fuck 'em.

Secretary of State Clinton falls, breaks elbow

2009-06-18T15:04:00.002-04:00

http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/06/18/clinton.arm/index.html

Ha ha! Stupid bitch. Probably tripped on her fucking pants suit leg. Wear a skirt you fucking dyke.

I guess the timing is about right.

2009-05-12T18:22:00.002-04:00

I hear more Nirvana on the radio now then I when I was in college. I think it has officially become "Classic Rock." I was crankin' Zepplin and Black Sabbath in the lates 80's /early 90's whilst enjoying "this new band called Nirvana."

Fuck, I am old.

100 DAYS OF CHANGE!

2009-04-28T22:08:00.003-04:00

Let's celebrate all the different and great changes in America in the last hundred days.

1.) The war is over!!!! Oh wait...nope...

2.) Bipartisanship in our legislature!!! Weeeell not just yet I guess....

3.) Our financial crisis is over!!!! Ok....wtf????

uhhhh......

hmmmm.....

er.....

God, I'm so glad to be a part of it. I think I'll run out and buy one of those Obama '08 stickers that you all have been sticking on your cars SINCE he got elected. You ain't fooling anyone you pose ass faggots.

You tell me...

2009-04-17T14:17:00.004-04:00

I don't know if this is normal, jeuvenille or just psycho, but I responded to some email spam today. I guess it makes me happy to threaten people with physical violence. I dunno, is that wrong?

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