I think it's funnier this way:
A slap contest is always a good idea after drinking with your pals. Remember how your friends Goofus and Gallant behave:
- Goofus challenges his fat friend to a slap contest.
- Gallant let's the little guy go first.
- Goofus mocks his opponent before slapping him.
- Gallant checks to make sure his back swing is clear.
- Goofus smiles smugly after slapping his friend.
- Gallant stages empty beer cases for his friend's head to gently rest upon...after he knocks the fucking shit out him.
Hire me faggot!!!
Tosh and I rock out in Paris
You know you want this.
Ladies, send me nude pix and I'll send you a picture of my balls.
- Nutty
- I'm a horrible human being with self esteem issues and small penis. I'm the kid you heard about that got his dick stuck in a Coke bottle. I haven't had fun in like 5 years and I take 3 to 4 shits a day. My favorite shit is the loose, mud pie variety that gets blown out all at once by a huge fart an looks like cow shit in field, but in the bowl. I once had sex with 3 different girls in the same week when I was 25, that was the pinacle of my life. As gay as it is, I do now or have in the past, liked the Power Puff Girls, Katy Perry, doing cross stitch and talking about my feelings. I stopped taking my meds last year. I almost died drinking once. When I finally fell down, instead of taking me to the hospital for stomach pump, my friends poured pixie sticks in my mouth. This is good example of why I hate everyone. I'm still looking for Mrs. Right, although I'm sure if I had what I wanted it would be illegal in several different ways. Did I mention that I hate you. Speaking of hate, I'm not a racist, Xenophobe maybe. If I make a slur, it's not because I hate, it's because I was too lazy to think of some individually based dis. Tired of you, go die.
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