Dear CNN,
There are rumors all over the internet that Ronnie James Dio is dead. You, as the world news leader, need to act quickly to either confirm or dispel these rumors. Ronnie has been battling stomach cancer for a year or so. If it is true, and RJD is dead, I expect riots and lawlessness that will make the Rodney King LA riots, Wats, and Detroit riots combined look like a kindergarten christmas play. The dark master will have his revenge on planet earth!!! Cower in fear as his wrath will shower us in eternal agony and despair. If it turns out he's alive, I guess everything is o.k. then. Carry on reporting about insignificant minutia like New York SC nominees and oil and whatever.
Peace out bitches,
Nutty
This was posted on ronniejamesdio.com:
A Message From Wendy Dio 5/16/2010 2:51:50 PM
"Today my heart is broken, Ronnie passed away at 7:45am 16th May. Many, many friends and family were able to say their private good-byes before he peacefully passed away. Ronnie knew how much he was loved by all. We so appreciate the love and support that you have all ...
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CNN are a bunch of dickweeds. Finally the report it... http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2010/05/16/metal-rocker-ronnie-james-dio-has-died-wife-says/?hpt=T2
ReplyDeleteInitially only appeared under the entertainment section (you had to search it out), but I'm watching it climb up their hot list (like I fucking told them it would).
It doesn't get much bigger than RJD in the metal world.
btw....there was some debate on Saturday and then Sunday morning regarding RJD's condition. A few metal websites were going back and forth. It was maddening.
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