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Hire me faggot!!!
Tosh and I rock out in Paris
You know you want this.
Ladies, send me nude pix and I'll send you a picture of my balls.
- Nutty
- I'm a horrible human being with self esteem issues and small penis. I'm the kid you heard about that got his dick stuck in a Coke bottle. I haven't had fun in like 5 years and I take 3 to 4 shits a day. My favorite shit is the loose, mud pie variety that gets blown out all at once by a huge fart an looks like cow shit in field, but in the bowl. I once had sex with 3 different girls in the same week when I was 25, that was the pinacle of my life. As gay as it is, I do now or have in the past, liked the Power Puff Girls, Katy Perry, doing cross stitch and talking about my feelings. I stopped taking my meds last year. I almost died drinking once. When I finally fell down, instead of taking me to the hospital for stomach pump, my friends poured pixie sticks in my mouth. This is good example of why I hate everyone. I'm still looking for Mrs. Right, although I'm sure if I had what I wanted it would be illegal in several different ways. Did I mention that I hate you. Speaking of hate, I'm not a racist, Xenophobe maybe. If I make a slur, it's not because I hate, it's because I was too lazy to think of some individually based dis. Tired of you, go die.
how much for a print? can you frame it, then shove it up your ass? its cute how you signed it, as if to avoid confusion between yourself and a severely retarded monkey. like the ass blazers wouldn't have clued anyone in. go fuck yourseld
ReplyDeleteNo, no, young man...they are not "ass blazers" as you have put it. They are "butt lasers."
ReplyDeleteAlso...your misplaced rage has caused you to error in the use of your pronoun.
Art, much like the "spacenigger," is often misunderstood.