Yeah....right.

As I child, I think I believed in the Nobel Prize. It stood for something more. As I grew to realize that all things were influenced and controlled by politics and ulterior motives, I lost faith in the Nobel Prize winners as true champions of peace. Well thank you Norwegian Nobel Committee for driving the final nail in the coffin. You have invalidated every previous winner with this flawed and misguided selection. To the plus, that includes two world class douche bags, Jimmy Carter and Al Gore, whose selections were equally bogus but not quite as laughable as this. Well done.

(Our Savior)

(Dead Afghans Civilians)

By the way...I am fucking shocked that the Olympic committee passed up Chicago. Didn't they know who they were dealing with?

Meanwhile, Samoans are dead.