So you think you're a dick

Here's the problem with being a real douchebag...

When life throws you a situation that calls for some real humanity, you're left with no play. Your best option is to just sit it out, which makes you an even bigger douchebag.

Redemption is for suckers and Clint Eastwood movies.

wtf happened to the comics???

Admittedly, I don't read the comics with any regularity. But whenever I do, I see nothing but 'Far Side' wannabes and countless family type comics with nothing but esoteric jokes about how babies are apt to eat shit paper and things like that. What the fuck happened to the good shit? Seriously, is a fag and his cat the best thing out there anymore?

I think Dio drew this.

Luke Skywalker & Obama

I was cruising pics of Luke (you know, as I often do) and I kept running across Obama faces superimposed onto Luke pix.

This bullshit needs to stop, you're going to far.

Random shit

I was getting ready to leave work when I saw these two bitches walking down the hall. They had these serious looks on their faces like they were getting ready to fight or fuck. I wish I could have followed them to see which it was, but this place is too small. I woulda got busted.

Does anyone else's piss ever smell like fresh bass???