The other day:
This twit, Dawn Turner, who works for the Chicago Tribune, was on Talk of the Nation and thinks anybody who tries to make themselves look black, mask, make-up, whatever, is wearing "black-face." WTF? Really? So the guy who does Obama on SNL is in black-face, someone in a Michael Jackson mask is in black-face? Send her an email and tell her she's a moron, if you're a racist like I must be (I sent her an email to discuss the issue, must be too busy being a journalist to write me back).
Then today:
They were talking about the extinction of the big mammals or animals or whatever in North America (there was a black bear sized beaver at some point apparently - fucking awesome!), you know...the ones everybody else thinks got wiped out by climate change or the fucking gigantic meteor. Well anyway....some bitch (might have been a dude too, but I just remember the ho) on there today said it wasn't any of that shit, but it was "man" who killed them all. Of course! Man is to fucking blame, we do everything evil for all time. So the 40,000 or so men that were around back then (I'm making this number up, I have no idea, but it wasn't 3 billion) just decided to go on a fucking homicidal rampage and kill everything bigger than a dog just for the fuck of it. And in the course of like 200 years or something. Right! That makes perfect sense. Total extinction of all large animals and we did it with fucking sticks! We are the fucking coolest bad ass mother fucking kung-fu animal killers.
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