Part of Speech: n
Definition: a countenance that indicates the desire for a penis to be placed in it's proximity, so as to facilitate the immediate fellatio of said penis.
Synonyms:
1. Cock mouth, fuck me face, blow job lips, clown's mouth.
I keep seeing this L'Oreal commercial on TV with Linda Evangelista in it. For a large portion of it, she is making this face that I can only describe as above, "cock face." It's characteristics are a dull kind of 100 yard stare with an open mouth, not just slightly pursed lips, but a more open mouth, but not totally agape either. This isn't a new look, but Linda Evangelista seems to excel at it. The picture below kinda does it, but you really have to see the commercial for the full effect. Keep your eyes peeled.
Anyway, the net result is that you get the impression that she is saying to you, "Hey guy, hey random dude out there in TV land. I want you to jam your fucking cock in my mouth so I can suck you off right here on national TV."
Which is all great and stuff, except that unless you have somewheres to jam your cock, you're gonna end up riding the fap train.
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