So I'm at Skyline having second dinner (cause the 1st one didn't cut it AND I'm a fat fuck), and I look down the bar and there's doodz playing D&D. My man had a chain male dice bag (hawt). Anyway, mayhem broke out...
"Uh...no Dale. Normally, you WOULD be rolling a 20 side, but since you've been infected with the plague of faggotry, you'll have to roll a twelve."
So yeah, maybe I hate Obama, but these turds gave me a laugh. Life ain't so bad.
Hire me faggot!!!
Tosh and I rock out in Paris
You know you want this.
Ladies, send me nude pix and I'll send you a picture of my balls.
- Nutty
- I'm a horrible human being with self esteem issues and small penis. I'm the kid you heard about that got his dick stuck in a Coke bottle. I haven't had fun in like 5 years and I take 3 to 4 shits a day. My favorite shit is the loose, mud pie variety that gets blown out all at once by a huge fart an looks like cow shit in field, but in the bowl. I once had sex with 3 different girls in the same week when I was 25, that was the pinacle of my life. As gay as it is, I do now or have in the past, liked the Power Puff Girls, Katy Perry, doing cross stitch and talking about my feelings. I stopped taking my meds last year. I almost died drinking once. When I finally fell down, instead of taking me to the hospital for stomach pump, my friends poured pixie sticks in my mouth. This is good example of why I hate everyone. I'm still looking for Mrs. Right, although I'm sure if I had what I wanted it would be illegal in several different ways. Did I mention that I hate you. Speaking of hate, I'm not a racist, Xenophobe maybe. If I make a slur, it's not because I hate, it's because I was too lazy to think of some individually based dis. Tired of you, go die.
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