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Sunday, August 9, 2009

I guess I feel presidential hat trick

I'm gonna run for president.

In no particular order of importance:

- queers can't get married (but "civil unions" with all the same rights o.k.) This is purely an argument over nomenclature and is really old and boring.

- terrorists at Gitmo die (after military or public trial finds them guilty).

-Federal Death Penalty for child molesters - draw and quartering makes a come back

- We pull our military out of everywhere immediately (unless public referendums in that country approve our presence).

- Alternative energy is priority #1. Alaskan drilling approved until viable alternate sources approved. No oil from the middle east.

- Tariffs on Chinese shit.

- Subsidies for manufacturing companies (just like for farmers).

- Mexico will agree to a US agency within Mexico. All Mexico oriented funds go to this agency. The agency works to improve Mexico so the wets won't want to leave. NAFTA is terminated. We play nice with Canada. If Mexico doesn't agree, anyone who can't prove they belong here, gets put in a box car back to that shit hole.

- Abortion legal for teens (one time only), rape victims and health reasons.

- Social Security over haul. Sorry bums, you're not gonna get paid for having babies any more. Get off your ass and get a job.

Korea, Iran, whoever. Make nukes if you want. Fire one at me and I will glass your whole fucking country. P.S. Turkey, Egypt, Saudi, Japan, China....start policing your own fucking neighborhoods. Figure it out you dumb fucks.

That's it for now. More latter maybe.

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