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Saturday, August 29, 2009

Celebrity Death Watch

I guess there's a few versions of this out there (here's two):




Seems like a lot of famous people are dropping dead lately. The rate may be the same, maybe just higher profile deaths. I don't know, just seems like a lot. Anyway, here's my picks for the next 5!


TV:

BUM BUM! (theme from Law & Order ya know)
TD Ameri-DEAD!!!


SPORTS:

Enjoy gardening in Shangri-La
(or wherever the fuck Zen masters go).

I was actually going to put M.J. but Phil seems like a better choice.


MUSIC:

He's bringing dead back!!!

This is my big upset pick. Such a shame when talent is lost too soon.


NEWS:

I do hate this dude, but he's really fucking old and is probably going to die soon.
I shouldn't hate him though. Before I started listening to him, I would never have publicly defamed or insulted a sitting president. Thanks for showing me that it's o.k. Danny.


HOLLYWOOD:

Even though most of you pukes probably know him better from TV, he'll always be Capt. Willard to me.
NEVER GET OUT OF THE BOAT MARTY!
(my first pick was really Clint Eastwood, but it seemed unthinkable.)

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