I don't know if this is normal, jeuvenille or just psycho, but I responded to some email spam today. I guess it makes me happy to threaten people with physical violence. I dunno, is that wrong?
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OMG! Fuckin' A. I love Richard Dawson! Survey says!!!! Wait, isn't that fucker dead??? You know what...I think you're a scam artist. I'm coming to England to fucking stab your eyeballs out, put your babies in a crockpot and fuck your wife with a bazooka. Karpouzian??? What is that? Muslim? You a fucking bomb thrower bitch???? Maybe I'll fuck your wife with a pig's dick. Enshala mother fucker. I'm gonna carve my initials in you!
> From: karpouzi@usna.edu
> Subject: Ref: LSUK/2031/8161/05
> Date: Fri, 17 Apr 2009 10:11:23 -0400
>
> Ref: LSUK/2031/8161/05
> Batch: 074/05/ZY369
> Ticket number: 56475600545 188
> Amount Won: £750,000.00 Pounds Sterling.
>
> You have won £750,000.00 British Pounds and consolation prize of Sony Viao
> 4 Laptop, a company T-shirt and Face cap in the National Online Sweeps email
> raffle Ref: LSUK/2031/8161/04 and Ticket Number:56475600545299 in our
> online sweepstakes award program.
> For further inquiry please contact our Claim Department below with your
> Ticket/reference numbers.
> Contact: Mr. Richard Dawson
> Email: claimsunit@britishnatelot.com
> Tel: +447031947664 +447031949861
> Contact Him with your .
> Full Name,Winning email address,Full address,Gender,Age,Occupation,Telephone,Fax,Country.
>
> Congratulations Once More Again from all our staff.
> Gabriel Karpouzian.
> THE PROMOTION CO-ORDINATOR
Hire me faggot!!!
Tosh and I rock out in Paris
You know you want this.
Ladies, send me nude pix and I'll send you a picture of my balls.
- Nutty
- I'm a horrible human being with self esteem issues and small penis. I'm the kid you heard about that got his dick stuck in a Coke bottle. I haven't had fun in like 5 years and I take 3 to 4 shits a day. My favorite shit is the loose, mud pie variety that gets blown out all at once by a huge fart an looks like cow shit in field, but in the bowl. I once had sex with 3 different girls in the same week when I was 25, that was the pinacle of my life. As gay as it is, I do now or have in the past, liked the Power Puff Girls, Katy Perry, doing cross stitch and talking about my feelings. I stopped taking my meds last year. I almost died drinking once. When I finally fell down, instead of taking me to the hospital for stomach pump, my friends poured pixie sticks in my mouth. This is good example of why I hate everyone. I'm still looking for Mrs. Right, although I'm sure if I had what I wanted it would be illegal in several different ways. Did I mention that I hate you. Speaking of hate, I'm not a racist, Xenophobe maybe. If I make a slur, it's not because I hate, it's because I was too lazy to think of some individually based dis. Tired of you, go die.
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