What is the proper way (your way) to buff one's nads to get that nice brilliant sheen.
Love,
Double D
Cincinnati, Ohio
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Dear Double D,
Wow! Great question! I'm so glad you asked. Proper genitalcare is becoming a lost art these days (what with the resurgenceof all those dirty little peace loving hippies and what not.)Anyway, I like to... Hey! Wait a minute! Did you send this tome from your work? You mother fucker! Sure, I send the replyback to your office, and next thing you know, you and fuckin'Carl Lindner are making millions off my nut buffing recipe. Tell fuckin' Carl if he wants to shine something, he should shine some fuckin' bananas by sticking them up his ass!!!!! And you... go shine your Star Wars Emperor dolls.
Dick!!!!!
Nutty X
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